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Thursday, March 1, 2007

WhizPlus

The WhizPlus I ordered from WhizBiz arrived this week, and I'm impressed! I used it twice yesterday, the first time to make sure I was using it properly, and the second time I used it in one of those foul-smelling, cockroach-infested, nasty-ass toilets. Honestly, just having to go into one of those is enough to make me sick. Trying to "hover" without touching anything for fear of cholera, is PAINFUL! My WhizPlus came to the rescue perfectly. I only had to touch the stall door, use the WhizPlus, shake it (more than once is considered playing ......oh?.... that's just for guys) flush the toilet with my foot, replace the WhizPlus in the quart-size ZiplocTM bag, then washed my hands. Once we got back home, I washed it with warm soapy water. I will not leave home without my WhizPlus (my purple penis)!!!

5 comments:

mister anchovy said...

this is so special.... I learn about more excellent products every day.

RW said...

I...

That...

Eh.....

wow...

Diana said...

MA...I'm happy to enlighten you for a change.

RW...AHA! Finally, I have you tongue-tied! :D

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Ingenious!
Now I know what I'm giving to my lady friends for XMas next year!

Flumadiddle said...

I think I have purple penis envy.