Reasons...
Why one should live on a higher floor in a condo in Singapore:
- The number 4 sounds like DEATH in Chinese
- Lower floors are closer to the garbage bin
- Cockroaches from the garbage bin stop in for a visit at the nearest apartment (via the rubbish chute) -- and decide to stay
- Can hear children running and screaming above
- Can hear children running and screaming below at the pool
- Closer to the Shangri-La's garbage collection area that is noisy night and day
- The guards in the guard shack can see EVERYTHING in the kitchen and dining room
- Birds in the trees are just ouside bedroom windows
- Birds get confused about the time of day because the landscape lighting is shining in their trees
- Not enough time to put lipstick on in the lift
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